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Monday, August 30, 2010

Something I Need To Get Off My Chest

i have been to 2 of the "black" events at my college, already, and all i have to say is that i am disgusted....


yes...

disgusted....

i am disgusted because these black people know jack shit....

i went to another meeting earlierr in the week, and found out that there are 300 black people in the freshman, class....the majority of which are here on scholarship...

i am black, graduated with honors, a 3.8, loads of community service, lots of extracurriculars....

what did i get in scholarship....ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

i have been around some of the black people at my school, and they are a bit, hmmm....urban, to say it kindly, urban enough that i may need to buy a knife.....

the sad thing is...these black do not know jack shit about racism...its something they read about...they read about someone being called nigger (or just use it themselves), or on ocassion, maybe get followed in a store....

i went through all of that and more, and i am label bougey or white...

WTF...i can't anymore...i am done...i am gonna have to stick to the Jesus clubs and music....i just can't....

Monday, February 22, 2010

Ghetto Is A Word From WWII

University of California, San DiegoImage via Wikipedia


A good friend of mine sent me this article

SMFH....people, people...

Students of the University of California San Diego, thought it would be a good idea to host a party in commemoration of Black History Month. Ok, sounds good. But look at the invitation:

February marks a very important month in American society. No, i'm not referring to Valentines day or Presidents day. I'm talking about Black History month. As a time to celebrate and in hopes of showing respect, the Regents community cordially invites you to its very first Compton Cookout.

For guys: I expect all males to be rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts, stunner shades, 59 50 hats, Tats, etc.

For girls: For those of you who are unfamiliar with ghetto chicks-Ghetto chicks usually have gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave, usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red. They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and waving their finger in your face. Ghetto chicks have a very limited vocabulary, and attempt to make up for it, by forming new words, such as "constipulated", or simply cursing persistently, or using other types of vulgarities, and making noises, such as "hmmg!", or smacking their lips, and making other angry noises,grunts, and faces. The objective is for all you lovely ladies to look, act, and essentially take on these "respectable" qualities throughout the day.

Several of the regents condos will be teaming up to house this monstrosity, so travel house to house and experience the various elements of life in the ghetto.

We will be serving 40's, Kegs of Natty, dat Purple Drank- which consists of sugar, water, and the color purple , chicken, coolade, and of course Watermelon. So come one and come all, make ya self before we break ya self, keep strapped, get yo shine on, and join us for a day party to be remembered- or not.


Will the real slim shady please stand up...Who thought this would be a good idea. You know what I have noticed? Every time white people start to seem like normal persons of society who want to be accepting an loving, and not racists at all, they just act a fool. Look at Rod Blagojevich or John Mayer. I am going to have to devote some time to that. I know its late, but really Mr. Mayer? Johnny? Jon boi??? I digress...

THere are so many things wrong with this party I do not even know where to start. SHould I start with Compton cookout? Or maybe rockin Jersey's and stuttin of white tees? No maybe ghetto chicks?

How about this. How about I plan a frat party and theme be WHITE TRASH. How about me and all my black friends host a party, and talk in the "stupid blonde voice" takes pictures with those damn red solo cups, make duck faces, get ridiculously wasted, reck someones's car, and then have mommy and daddy clean up after me...

What's that white people?? Not all of you act like that???? Really???

This is a PSA: Attention white people who think they are so cool that they can make reacist black jokes and get away with it. You can't. Its not funny or cute. You just look like an donkey (i am trying to remain calm here).

This is another PSA: Attention black people. Stop making it so easy for white people to do stupid sh*t like this....please...reallly just stop....i am not going ot elaborate just stop, you know what you are doing....

I might have to revist this when I compose myself....

WINA


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Sunday, February 7, 2010

I Know One Black Person...

Another Ati going around the town of Kalibo in...Image via Wikipedia

so all other black people I meet must bet he same way. Yes... That is exactly how life works...

White people...no alll people who have this mentality. FIX IT...IT IS NOT TRUE...

I will never forget the day, a friend of mine...A FRIEND OF MINE, mind you, told me she thought my mother would be very tall because in kindergarden she had a friend who was African and her mom was tall. SHE HAD AN AFRICAN FRIEND.

I met a white person who was a douche bag, ugly ignorant mofo, therefore all white people are douche bag, ignorant mofos....

Do you see the problem with this logic?

Hopefully I can help to stop this mentality in the people around me, and make the better people....hopefully


~wina
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Handball

I tried uploading this twice already from my iPod and it didn't work....smh


In gym class, there is this game called handball...raise your hand if you've ever heard of it...

Well in this game there are two sets of rules...one for boys and one for girls. Basically, boys had all these restrictions on how to play, and girls could to whatever the hell they want. for example, when a boy scored a point, the team got 1 point and if a girl scored a point, the team got 2 points.

I hope you are shaking your head right now.

Due to sexist nature of this game, I decided that it made complete sense to make it comply to all affirmative action regulations. If girls got two point, then black girls should get 5. Black boys should get three points. Because it makes absolute sense.

How the hell a teacher came up with this game, and rule i don't know. How no one has complained yet, I don't know either. I made my complaints aloud, however i doubt they made there way back up to the teacher, who was a sub who was like twelve years old.

That's all I have for today folks!




Saturday, January 16, 2010

Tired excuses


I need to becom regular at this. I have no readers but that is not reason for me to not post anything. That is ridiculous. I should make an effort. This blog might even help me maintain my sanity because as many of us know, white people can be crazy as hell.

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